Help me + stuff

Hey guys :)
Wussup
I'm back makin' a quality post.
As usual.
It's probably crap, not quality.
Unquality post...?
Whatever. You get the point.
..Right?
..............................RIGHT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Anyways, onto the magical post.
My sound on my laptop is screwed up. I was listening to She Wolf (Falling to Pieces) and some other music on Scratch, (Don't judge me it's a long story, i'll tell you in another post)
And it's an MP3 file on Scratch so whatever, and my music starts acting like crap.
It plays the background voice whenever I listen to blog music, ya' know. Like the blog playlists? Ya.
And when I listen to Scratch music n' stuff, it doesn't play at all. I click it. Nothing? NOTHING?!?!?!?!?!? YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!!! Ya. So that's what happens.
Also, I meant I can only listen to the bg music and stuff like I said earlier in the post, I can faintly hear voices. And sometimes it's a faint bg music.
Also, has anyone noticed my posts have been getting longer and takes me a few days to write them?
Anyways, onto the AJ part of the post because this is an AnimalJam blog! DUH!
One of the items we have gotten and re-released a bunch of times probably, are the clover blankets.

They look super cute on bunnies,

They look epicly swagalicious on arctic wolves, even though nobody puts them on theirs, it's only worns and spikes and headdresses for as far as the eyes can see and beyond. 

And almost on every animal they look cool.

Our next item that came out not today, but pretty recently, is the Polar Hoodie.

I like it's colors and stuff, 

I never really liked how hoodies looked on arctic wolves, but I managed to make a pretty cute outfit with my pale blue cat ears, blue long, and the Polar Hoodie. I like it and I think I will keep it for awhile.

In my opinion, hoodies look super sick on cougars, and wolves and do me a favor, DO NOT PUT THEM ON KOALAS! They look atrocious on them!!!!!

You can make an epic look on wolves with hoodies, and phantom headband things.

Here is an outfit I made with my koala. 

Koalas are hard to dress.

Anyways, I hope you enjoyed my post :) 

Please make sure to follow me on G+ and stuff and follow the AJH to become part of the Wolf Pack! 

Bye guys!!!!

PS: If you are my friend, you may be invited to become an author

WEW *late*

Hey jammers! 

Man, Two late posts in my time blogging, good god.
 anyways, Isorib here,
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IM SO EXCITED AND HAPPYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
AJ RELEASED A  NEW LAND! WOOOO
It's called the Baloosh 

I have no idea what that means though.
Also, I finished the Journey Book.
Here is the prize.

It's a crescent moon window if you were wondering for those people who thought the new item was a statue of me, creative, but it's not that.

Also, who wouldn't love a statue of themselves? Well, AJ already kinda made statues.

(AKA MANNEQUINS)

 Also, I don't know if this is just for tigers, but the teeth are yellow and the eyes are screwed up.

Also, shoutout to AnnieMay for this AWSUM blue long rare spiked collar :)

 Here's some pics I took of my animal wearing it

I have also got a red long, which is another one of the longs I LUV

Eh. Am I bragging? Sorry, I'm just happy I got two of my dream items. 

Ya. I have stupid pathetic dream items. 

I feel unrare like one of those people who just dream of having just 1 orange short or something and obsess over any type of wrist and say its a super rare spike and literally decline everything unless it's a freaking collar. Thank god i'm not one of those people.

God. I sure do go off on strange tangents. Alot, actually.

Another note, me and my family will be moving in a week or two, 

It's exciting but sad, mostly because i'm super attached to my step dad's house, and the house we live in right now. Eh, atleast I guess I will have a way bigger room, and a closet bigger than the room I have now.

I guess since it's so big, I won't really use it as a closet.

I may just set up my desk and hide in my closet, I guess because there isn't a BUNCH of room in the new room, well I actually don't  know for sure since my parents have been there a bunch of times to check up on things, and I just went there once with my step brother, I actually have no idea how many times my step brother has been there. Hmm.

Ya. So I almost forgot what the house looked like, Eh. Not for long, We will be moving in it soon.

I literally get attached to every house I go to. I'm not joking, I even get attached to nice hotel rooms, Especially in Monterey. No, not Monterrey. It's actually in California.

Comment down below if you ever been :) It's super awesome, there is actually a Dip n' Dots store right near the aquarium in Cannery Row, Also, Me and my mom drove by a gas station with a sign that said Dip n' dots sold here, and when we looked in a Safeway near where my grandmother lives (She lives close to us) we found a refrigerated box full of Dip n' dots. So i'm pretty happy Dip n' dots aren't just a thing in the Bay Area now, and they are in the opposite direction of it, so they are pretty easy to buy, the only bad thing is, they MELT SO DARN EASILY!! They don't come in cups like at the Dip n' dots stores give you, they are just freezing cold bags.

Also, there's this one person in my den and she's chatting to me about animals and is yelling at me that i'm not responding and that I am actually typing this, (which she doesn't know)

I just locked her out, finally some peace. I guess. I just jamagramed my friend soo..

This post is probably super long and you are getting bored of my tangents. 

See you soon Jammers!  

Shoutouts!

What's up jammers

The sky is up. That's whats up. 

DUH.

*You: Why you always make stupid jokes Isorib*

Anyways, back to Earth. 

Shoutout to to TheTopWolf for giving me this epic rare black short spiked collar I have and the pink long rare spiked wristband I have. :)

Thanks famo you my bestie :D

You are epic Top :)

Anyways, sorry for such a short shoutout post. 

I will see you soon :)

BYE JAMMERS!

Scammer!

Hey jammers!

I had just gotten a red long for my blue glossy cupid wings.

Most people I asked, said that this jammer scammed me sort of.

I have no actual knowledge of the worth of glossies.

Also, here is my outfit. Ironically, my blog is oppositely colored like my animal

XD

I have also found a glitch on the goats where when you put the friendship helmet on one, it will do this. I did some actions. If you can't see it very well, it is turning magenta and spinning around.

If not many people find out about this, THIS COULD BE A FUTURE SCAM!

Do not scam jammers! THIS IS NOT GLITCHED. 

Anywho, CYA JAMMERS!

Happy Birthday to mee :D (LATE)

Sup Jammers!

I hope you having a fantastic day so far :)

I was making cupcakes with my mom earlier, and it was fun :)

I'm worried I will get fat now, I ate half of a cupcake :0
Also, this was supposed to come out on the 6th, (my bday)
But I got busy with school, homework, and taekwondo.
BRUH.
Anywho, sorry this post is suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper shortttt :v
Bye jammers!

Please let your friends know

Hey jammers! 

Isorib here, 

I hope your day is going well so far :)

If it's not, here are some memes to cheer you up!

Should I start doing meme of the post like Neros1234 does?

(Her blog is the AnimalJam Potato, it's awesome check it out)

I don't know. I'll make a poll on it I guess. 

If any of you like animating or something like that,

click this link :D

------>  https://scratch.mit.edu/projects/199404864/

Also, Please decide in the comments on what you do in this situation

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Anyhow, onto the main subject of this post. Sorry I procrastinated on it.

THE MOMENT YOU PROBABLY NOT HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR LIES HERE

Please tell your friends about this blog if they play AnimalJam or sumthin.

I would appreciate it so so much :)

I had gotten an orange long rare spiked collar. If anyone has any offers,

Please put them in the comments below :)

Also, if you do, I would like it if they were 100% fair offers. 

Thanks! Have a pawsome day everyone! See you all soon I hope!

~Isorib

(I changed my signature thingy to this so I don't blind you with my one in the last post)

Help me please!

I have pages on top, as you can see. I have lines underneath them. Can someone help me get rid of them?

Stupid bullies.

These people, are quite stupid, and they are also bullies.

If you see these jammers, please report them.

Also, irrelevant note, they are quite cringy. :) (Just saying)  

Sorry I don't have much proof.

Please report them. They are rude.

CYA later jammers!

~Isorib

Kinda sorta update + Horse craziness + Trolling idea

Hey jammers ;D

Today, we have an update, Which you probably already read

It is the friendship update! 

If you would like to join the special delivery game..

Go to Jamaa Township, go near the Den Item Shop you probably didn't even know existed and then you find this mailbox thing here with a bunch of boxes and stuff. 

Anywho, with this new hidden Valentine jamagram feature, you can do some serious Fman or hacker trolling. Just have a new jammer account, make it look like Fman or any other hacker, and just sit where people would notice you, and do this. (I recommend using a New Jammer account instead of your main account, it will make it more easy to believe.)

Also, shoutout to the people in this gif. I don't know you people.

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Anywho, a storytime that happened to me earlier, I was riding my pony, Merrylegs (Yes I know the name is strange, and no he is not a female pony.) and my friend, lets just call her umm...

Soap. 

People in comments: Soap isn't a name ya dingus

Me: I DONT CARE.

Anywho, we were double riding him like a couple of weirdos, and she may have accidentally hit him in the flank, and he started bucking and kicking. It was sorta like a bullride, but much more dangerous, you aren't on a bouncy thingy, no rope, and you can easily get your bones crushed.

So I just jumped off into the gravel and ended up getting a scraped elbow.

Anywho jammers, thats all for now :)

Byeeeeee!!